ALL HAIL CLAUDIA

Chosen of the African Gods, Queen of Memes, and Supreme Ruler of Side-Eyes

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WHICH GODDESS ARE YOU, CLAUDIA?

Take this totally accurate divine assessment to reveal your true mythical form!

DIVINE CLAUDIA CHRONICLES

Recorded moments of her celestial greatness

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Prophet's Tablet

When She Blesses the Group Chat

"And lo, the meme was divine, and the people rejoiced with crying-laughing emojis."

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Sacred Vision

The Legendary Side-Eye

"Capable of silencing fools with a single glance across any virtual gathering."

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Holy Tunes

The Spotify Prophesies

"She who controls the aux cord controls the vibes of the entire gathering."

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Divine Proclamations

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* SHE WHO CONTROLS THE WIFI CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* LEGEND SAYS HER SIDE-EYE CAN FREEZE TIME *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* WHEN SHE LAUGHS, THE GODS THEMSELVES JOIN IN *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* NO MEME IS TOO NICHE FOR HER DIVINE UNDERSTANDING *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

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A Rare Dank Meme (extra holy if it makes her snort)

Spicy Jollof Rice (prepared with ancestors' blessings)

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